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Gail has discovered that she still has the phone numbers for all of the douche bags she’s dated… I love her to death, but that girl will argue about the silliest things. During our Netflix binge… Me:...
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Textersation Tuesday
This one requires a disclaimer. Gail and I are both extremely pro-breastfeeding. That’s their friggin’ purpose. I don’t even care if I catch a glimpse of your nipple in public, as long as it’s because...
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It still counts, as long as I get it in before midnight. I almost never get sick. It happens maybe twice a year, but when it does, it’s always an exotic plague. In fact, one of the few things that...
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I’m thankful for… my voice of reason. Filed under: Conversations, Friendship, Funny, Humor, Text Messages Tagged: conversations, friendship, funny, humor, text message, thankful
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True friends know to cover sadness with humor. Filed under: Family, Friendship, Funny, Humor, Text Messages, Textersation Tuesdays, Texting Tagged: family, friendship, funny, humor, text messages,...
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… also known as “Funny Shit I Found in My Phone.” Best friends never forget… ‘cept Gail. She forgets everything. They never judge. They read porn together. They watch porn together. I’m pretty sure,...
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We are the cool kids. I’m about 80% sure he didn’t get that pun.Filed under: Dad, Family, Friendship, Funny, Humor, Text Messages, Textersation Tuesdays Tagged: conversations, dad, family, friendship,...
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We have not yet reached the Panini Press Owning stage of life. We have, however, surpassed the I’m Moving to Hollywood stage of life.Filed under: Dating, Friendship, Funny, Humor, Online Dating, Text...
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Textersation Tuesday
Filed under: Conversations, Friendship, Funny, Humor, Text Messages, Textersation Tuesdays Tagged: friendship, funny, humor, text messages, texting
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Halo 5 came out today. When you’re single, you don’t even know that more than one Halo exists. I interviewed for, and was passed up for, another full time librarian position. Gail tried to say the...
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